Episode 19
Lao Si, remove the door. Lao Si.
- Remove the door. Hurry! - Okay.
- Let's get out. - Out of here, quick.
Chen Xiang.
You're still a naughty kid at this age.
They bullied me in the first place.
Mom, now that they've left
I'll stay for a few days to keep you company.
No, they left but Er Lang Shen will come.
It'll take him some time. Don't worry.
I've learned Flying Cloud. They can't get me.
Chen Xiang.
Let me stay with you for a while longer.
Er Lang Shen miscalculated.
Er Lang Shen said even Monkey King couldn't escape.
It seems he's now more powerful than Monkey King.
We can't fight him directly.
Then what do we do?
What do we do?
Go find the Lotus Lantern first.
We'll wait for Er Lang Shen's decision.
Take care. This way please.
Beautiful...
Beautiful.
This lantern is really a treasure.
Wait a minute...
Wait a minute. Where did you buy the lantern?
I just bought it from that shop.
How much did it cost? Sell it to me.
This lantern can't be lit.
I only bought it to keep as it's pretty.
Well...
I'll give you ten times of what you paid, all right?
Ms. Ding, you're being too courteous.
Just take it if you like it. No need to pay.
- Take it. Don't be courteous. - Take it. That's it. Thank you.
I'm so embarrassed. See you.
Sir, goodbye. Come again.
- This is it. - You... This is?
Where's the Lotus Lantern?
What Lotus Lantern?
The one here that no one wanted.
- I just sold it. - Who did you sell it to?
To a man with a mole on his face.
He went that way. That way.
Get out of the way.
No mole?
No mole on this face either.
Neither on this one.
No one has a mole.
Take good care of my mom.
When I come next time, if she looks pale...
Watch how I'll take care of you two.
Yes, sir. Of course.
Xiao Yu?
- What's wrong with this man? - No idea.
Since the Lotus Lantern is at Mount Hua, could it be in Ding Xiang's hands?
I stayed at the Ding residence for three years.
I never saw the Lotus Lantern there.
Chen Xiang is untouched, and we don't have the Lotus Lantern.
Er Lang Shen will be very angry.
Big Brother, Second Brother.
Can you go up to Heaven and report about the situation here?
All right.
Let's go to Ding's residence now.
Since the Lotus Lantern can't be tracked down soon.
We'll take Ding Xiang to Heaven to lure Chen Xiang to go up there.
Then, we'll ask Er Lang Shen to set a trap.
This is violating Heaven's law, isn't it?
We're doing this to defend the prestige of Heaven's laws.
Dog Fairy.
What you and Er Lang Shen did to Chen Xiang back then...
Frankly, we thought you had gone too far.
But it's different this time.
Chen Xiang stole Taishang Laojun's immortal pills and ate them.
He has magnificent magic power
and has become a big threat to Heaven and Er Lang Shen.
We're doing this for the good of Er Lang Shen and Heaven.
Right?
Although the Lotus Lantern has lost its power.
It had followed San Sheng Mu for thousands of years.
I'll take it back to her next time I visit.
Young mistress!
Here come the gods we saw on Mount Hua.
Dog Fairy, are you here to thank me? There's no need.
What? You don't dare to look at me?
I... I don't know you. Why should I look at you?
You don't know me. You...
Chen Xiang, you came at a good timing.
Young mistress has been taken by the gods.
They asked you to go to the Immortal Palace to save her.
- When did it happen? - About 2 hours ago.
All right. I'm going to save her now.
Tell Aunt Ding not to fear.
Ding Xiang will come back safe and sound.
All right.
If only I could do that too.
Is Ms. Ding Xiang home?
You're the Succubus of Mount Hua.
Two hours ago, Young mistress was taken by some gods.
They wanted Chen Xiang to go save her at the Immortal Palace.
Chen Xiang has just left.
He left that way.
Have you recovered from your injury yet?
If only I could do that too.
Forget it. Just forget it.
Where's Envoy Jing Tan?
Who are you? Why are you looking for my master?
I need his help.
My master has gone to Mount E Mei to see Monkey King.
You can tell me what you need.
Mount E Mei?
Ding Xiang has been taken by Er Lang Shen's men.
They left a message and wanted Chen Xiang to save her at the Immortal Palace.
They must have set up a trap.
You are their friend...
You are Xiao Yu.
No, I'm Succubus of Mount Hua.
The Succubus of Mount Hua?
You'd better go quickly, or you won't make it.
I don't care about their business.
You don't care about Ding Xiang either?
I know. You're still mad at him for your sister's death.
But, that's not his fault.
It's... it's because the little fox lied to him.
That's why he went to Mount Wan Ku.
If he had listened to my sister, my sister wouldn't have died.
I hope you can remember, it was Er Lang Shen who killed your sister.
He is your true enemy.
It's unbelievable.
You stayed by my side for three years just to find out Chen Xiang's whereabouts.
Ding Xiang, you've done me a favor.
I shouldn't return it with ingratitude. But...
I've done you a favor?
I only fell into your trap.
It's silly of me. When the dog died I shed so many tears like an idiot.
You cried for me?
No, I was only crying for the stray dog.
I can tell you this.
It was really not a trap.
That dog was not a stray dog.
He was expelled by his owner.
Er Lang Shen expelled you?
Why?
I lost my sense of smell. I was useless.
But now you...
Now...
I've tracked down Chen Xiang.
I've made a great contribution.
My owner decided to take me back again.
- Then when you become useless again? - I...
I treated you well in these three years.
How could you repay me with ingratitude?
I have to be loyal to my owner.
I'm your owner too.
Dog Fairy, just think about how Er Lang Shen treats you and how I treat you.
Even if you were useless to me
I wouldn't kick you out for people to menace.
I really want to have an owner like you.
I believe if I really died
my present owner wouldn't shed one tear.
When I become useless, he will kick me out again without hesitation.
But I've worked for him for thousands of years.
I can't betray him just because you are nice to me.
As long as my owner needs me, I'll be there for him.
For a person like him. Does he deserve your loyalty?
I don't care what kind of person he is.
I know he's my owner for thousands of years.
If you leave Er Lang Shen you'll have some real friends right away.
Chen Xiang. Eighth Prince.
If you are willing to make friends with them
not only will they shed tears for you they'll also help you and protect you.
I believe what you say is true.
Too bad I already have an owner.
You'll be killed by your owner sooner or later.
How silly of me, when the dog died I shed so many tears for it like an idiot.
Think about how Er Lang Shen treats you and how I treat you.
Even if you're useless to me, I wouldn't kick you out for people to menace.
Dog Fairy, Er Lang Shen wants to see you.
Dog Fairy, do you hate me?
I dare not.
When you made mistakes, if I didn't punish you
I couldn't discipline the others.
- Yes, sir. I know I was guilty. - Do a good job this time.
I'll think of some ways to cure your nose.
As long as you work for me loyally
if I have meat to eat you'll have bones to chew.
Thank you, master.
Master, if it is possible I still hope to eat meat.
Yang Jian, come out to see me.
Where's Ding Xiang?
Chen Xiang, how dare you challenge me?
Since I've come you'd better release her.
You can't run away. I won't release Ding Xiang either.
I wonder if capturing a human to heaven is a violation to Heaven's law.
If you refuse to release her
I assure you Jade Emperor and Her Highness will know about this right away.
- Bring her out. - Yes, sir.
Don't fall into his trap, Er Lang Shen.
Beware his soul may follow Dog Fairy and save Ding Xiang unexpectedly.
You're so talkative. You're so talkative.
You've ruined my plan.
Stare? Keep staring? Let's see who has the widest eyes.
You.
I didn't stare. I was born with big eyes.
Big eyes, all right. Big eyes...
Chen Xiang...
Step on my people? I can do that too.
Go.
Chen Xiang, come on and step?
How long haven't you washed your feet? Stinks.
Stop it.
Get up.
Yang Jian.
It's our family dispute from the very beginning.
It has nothing to do with Ding Xiang.
Nor does it concern Mei Shan Brothers or Dog Fairy.
Ask them to step aside.
Let's fight one on one.
Fine. If you win, I'll let you go.
But if you lose?
I'll let you decide which punishment. But you must release Ding Xiang.
- Deal. - All right.
Chen Xiang, can you do it? Chen Xiang.
Almost made it.
Disappeared?
Almost. Why do I always miss by a little?
It must be because when you practiced you were content with 'Almost'
so at a critical time, you miss it by a little.
Chen Xiang, although you are determined you still haven't changed that bad habit.
Chen Xiang, my life will be ruined by your 'Almost.'
Stop it.
I don't believe it.
I just knew he wouldn't come alone.
Succubus of Mount Hua!
Chen Xiang.
Succubus of Mount Hua.
- Chen Xiang - Get away from him first.
Let's go.
Yang Jian, if you dare hurt them
- I'll complain to Heaven. - Watch her.
Master, that's the little fox of Mount Wan Ku.
- Put them in prison. Get on the chase. - Yes, sir.
Let go. Let go of me.
I really regret not listening to my mom.
This is Lake Yao, where Her Highness lives.
Let's go.
Tell those out there to quiet down.
- Don't disturb Her Highness. - Yes, sir.
Quiet down. Don't disturb Her Highness.
What's so noisy?
- Go check it out. - Yes, Your Highness.
Would they flee into Lake Yao?
So it's Er Lang Shen. What's happened?
A prisoner has escaped from heaven's jail.
I and my people are chasing them.
Er Lang Shen suspects the prisoner fled into Lake Yao?
He wouldn't be so bold to go into Lake Yao.
I'll search somewhere else.
Please don't alert Her Highness.
All right. Goodbye, Zhen Jun.
Deploy to ambush around Lake Yao secretly.
Remember, don't alert those in Lake Yao.
Yes, sir.
Come on.
How's the Peach Ceremony preparation going?
Everything's ready except Flower Fairy's part.
I asked her to send up the flower list.
It's been days, but no news from her.
It's ridiculous.
Could something have happened to her?
She's the leader of all the plants.
Who would dare to let anything happen to her?
Should we send someone to remind her?
I won't remind her.
Let's see how long she'll put it off.
If Peach Ceremony is affected, I'll demote her.
Your Majesty, Your Highness.
Er Lang Shen is arresting a criminal outside.
- Who is he arresting? - We don't know.
Why does it cause so much commotion?
Er Lang Shen is getting too worked up.
Your Majesty, it's time for court. Don't drink more.
Just one last cup.
Your Majesty, there's good old wine hidden in Lake Yao.
Only the two of us know where it's kept.
Would you like to try it, Your Majesty?
- You have to get Her Highness... - How dare you!
- You are misbehaving. - Yes, Your Highness. I'm wrong.
Your Highness, don't be upset by a staff officer.
- You can get up. - Thank you, Your Majesty.
It's time for court, Your Highness.
You go first, I'll follow soon.
Your Majesty, what do you still have to do?
I feel a bit sleepy after drinking the wine.
I want to take a small nap.
Her Highness is leaving.
Withdraw the soldiers. Don't alert Her Highness.
Get Jade Emperor drunk. Don't let him go to court.
- I'll take care of the rest. - All right.
Watch Ding Xiang and the little fox closely.
Chen Xiang will come sooner or later for them.
And, feed the little fox with good food.
- Don't mistreat her. - Yes, sir.
Succubus of Mount Hua, are you okay?
They'll surely rescue us.
Don't be scared.
I'm not afraid. I just feel sorry to you.
I've dragged you into this.
Succubus of Mount Hua...
Succubus of Mount Hua.
Your Majesty, please.
This wine was made 66,666 years ago.
It's called Heavenly Liquor.
It blesses the universe's peace and prosperity.
It tastes strange at first.
But after six cups, you can then really savor its real taste.
- Six cups? Pour six cups for me. - Yes, Your Majesty.
So, mixing six types of wine together means the old fogy will drink six cups.
If I mix eight types of wine together he'll have to drink eight cups at a time?
Your Majesty.
Your Majesty, do you feel the Heavenly Liquor
smoothly sliding down inside your throat?
Don't things go down the throat when you drink?
Your Majesty, do you feel a gentle, soft hand gently stroking your chest?
I can feel it.
If you can't feel that you must be a zombie.
No...
Your Majesty, in your ear do you hear a newborn's cry?
Yes, I can hear it.
Your Majesty.
Do you hear the laughter of an old man?
Yes. Yes.
Do you hear the birds' singing and smell the flowers?
I can hear it. I can smell it.
I really smell it. So nice.
Good wine. Really a good wine.
Even Jade Emperor gets confused after drinking.
It seems I should quit drinking.
Why hasn't His Majesty come yet?
- Hall keeper. - At your service.
- Go check it out at Lake Yao. - Yes, Your Highness.
Your Majesty, why are you by yourself?
I'm just walking off a hangover.
- Has everyone arrived yet? - Yes, Your Majesty.
- Let's go. - Yes, Your Majesty.
Slower.
Yang Jian... Where's Yang Jian?
He's absent for official business.
Who approved it? Why didn't I know?
What's the matter?
Making a fuss in heaven. So annoying.
Go, tell him to come back.
- I'm going. - Go, I don't need you to hold me.
- Your Majesty... - It's nothing. Nothing.
What are you looking at?
Don't like it?
Do you have anything else to report?
Why did you drink so much?
66,666 years' good wine.
You should try some later.
If you've got nothing to say, then dismissed. Let's go home to drink.
Sure, dismissed.
Yang Jian, you can't leave.
You don't remember? Yang Jian hasn't come yet.
What haughty manner he has!
He has made me wait a long time.
Your Majesty, Er Lang Shen is waiting outside.
What's he waiting for? Let him in now.
Greetings to Your Majesty, Your Highness.
Yang Jian, you're so brazen!
What's your problem?
You have my heaven turned upside-down and chaotic.
I am trying to arrest a criminal.
- Criminal? What's his name? - It's...
- Say it. - Chen Xiang.
Chen Xiang? Why does it sound familiar?
Why can't I remember it?
That's the son of San Sheng Mu and a human.
Didn't I already pardon him?
You caught a human from Mount Hua as a hostage to lure Chen Xiang?
Don't try to cover it up from me.
Dog Fairy has told me everything.
What are you looking at?
Look around at all the officials in the court.
Which of them dares to look at me in the eye?
- Such insolence. - I dare not.
No? There are things you dare not do?
By capturing a human as a hostage, you've embarrassed Heaven completely.
Everyone, do you agree? Isn't that right?
- That's right. - Your Majesty is right.
Heard that?
Yang Jian, go back.
- Release the hostages you caught. - Release them?
Are we really going to release them?
His Majesty's imperial edict can't be faked.
Succubus of Mount Hua is hurt and has passed out.
I can't ride the cloud. How can I leave?
What do you mean?
Mei Shan Brothers, you caused the trouble.
- You give them a lift. - You... Well...
- I'll send them back to the world. - All right.
- Good wine. - How come it's empty?
- Good wine... - What happened?
No more?
- I'll go get more for you. - Forget it. That's enough for today.
Let's go to court...
Your Majesty, you've drunk so much.
Why don't you take a nap first?
No, although the officials won't say it they'll definitely complain in their heart.
- All right. Let's go to court. - Your Majesty...
I think you'd better not go.
You've drunk so much. If you had any accident we'll be in trouble.
I'm Jade Emperor.
Who would dare cause any accident to me? Let's go.
All right. I'll help you go there.
- Going to court... - Be careful.
- Your Majesty. - At ease.
- Where is Your Majesty going? - He's going to court.
I will prepare the imperial palanquin.
What? Go there by foot?
His Majesty says he'll walk.
His Majesty has drunk too much.
He can't stand traveling on the palanquin.
You may be excused.
- I'll go with him to court. - Go to court...
Let's go, Your Majesty. Slowly.
- Chen Xiang is so incredible? - Absolutely.
Chen Xiang now has endless power.
If he really starts a riot, he'll surely turn my Heaven upside down into chaos.
Oh yes. Let's do what we did to Monkey King.
Summon him to Heaven and send him to Qi Tian Fu.
Give him an official title, such as Duck-care Master.
Everyone, what do you think?
- Your Majesty. - Your Highness.
If he's invited to Heaven
I'm afraid he may do what Monkey King did, creating chaos.
Her Highness is right. That's right.
I've been reflecting all these years.
Tell me. We had Monkey King such a capable person raising horses.
Are we making good use of him?
All of you, give me some suggestions.
What's a suitable post for Chen Xiang?
Er Lang Shen, go to Mount Hua to deliver my edict.
Tell them to release San Sheng Mu.
Ask her to bring Chen Xiang to Heaven to receive a title.
Your Majesty.
- I won't agree to it! - You don't get to decide.
Don't you interfere my official business.
Stand there. Did I say you can leave?
Come back and sit down.
You are not obeying?
I asked you to come back and sit down. Did you hear me?
In front of all the officials here, can you give me some face?
Your Majesty, be careful.
Where's my imperial palanquin?
Your Majesty, you said you didn't need it.
You wanted to walk off the hangover.
Did I say that?
- Yes. You said it yourself. - No, I didn't.
Get me the imperial palanquin or I won't move.
Your Majesty, I think you're tired.
Take a rest here and I'll go prepare the palanquin.
- Rest a while? - Take a rest.
Sure. I'll take a rest.
- Here. Be careful, Your Majesty. - Here?
Yes, here.
All right. Wait for me here.
It's not proper for Jade Emperor to sit on the steps.
- Your Majesty, do you feel warm? - Warm.
Come, put your imperial robe on the head and you won't feel warm.
Guess, who am I?
Yang Jian. Didn't I send you to Mount Hua?
Why are you still standing here?
Your Majesty, San Sheng Mu's issue concerns Heaven's code of ethics.
I think we'll discuss it another day.
Another day? Discuss it later?
If I am wrong, we can discuss it later.
Ask the other official if I am wrong.
- Your Majesty is right. - Your Majesty is wise.
See? Heard it?
Yang Jian. It's your sister I'm pardoning.
Why don't you say something?
Your Majesty, it concerns Heaven's prestige.
I think Your Majesty should think twice.
I've thought it over for five times!
Right. Since San Sheng Mu is pardoned
then Third Prince Nezha who helped Chen Xiang isn't guilty either.
He is pardoned too.
Li Tian Wang, go get it done.
Yes, Your Majesty.
- You... You come over here. - Your Majesty.
- Come here to massage my shoulders. - Yes, Your Majesty.
Right here.
- Right here. Here. - Yes, Your Majesty.
This Ling Xiao Hall is like a coffin.
I'm bored by it to death.
Let's go out for some fresh air.
Ding Xiang, are you all right?
- I'm all right. - That's good.
Did you know, it's Jade Emperor who ordered our release.
Er Lang Shen shouldn't give us trouble anymore.
But San Sheng Mu must not be pardoned.
I must have been really drunk.
How did I say such a thing?
That wasn't all.
Dog Fairy, don't be ungrateful.
Give me the Lotus Lantern and I'll let her go.